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Saturday, November 24, 2012

How To Cook A Christmas Turkey In 20 Easy Steps

Posted on 5:57 AM by Barbara Thimen



Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of bourbon, scotch, or whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable & pour you a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

Happy Thanksgiving and Christmas!

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